The statistician entered a play on words competition to win.

A few terrible (maths) jokes. Just for gritsinmisery. Yes, you can beat her up for encouraging me.

( Unfortunately, no pun in ten did )

Just don't ask me to start writing down the old shaggy dog stories. I think someone might shoot me.

ETA: to fix the minor inaccuracies in the jokes. My friendslist is a haven for pedants, obviously. *grin*