I think the thing that really annoys me with the Left Behind people isn't the service they provide, it's all the INTERESTING little corner cases where their service could cause spectacular amusementunintended consequences.

As for your evil liberal ways, I can only say "hear! hear!" (or possibly "I approve").

To date, the most mind-boggling Conservapedia project I've heard opf is the re-writing of the Bible, to take out all the wishy-washy leftisms. Obliviously a Good Idea, innit?