Oh, come on. It's obvious that credit/equity is one of those pairings where there's batting eyelashes and longing looks and neither of them ever do anything about it...

(I'm thinking of writing the lot and selling it to an magazine - do you think anyone would *buy* such a thing???)

And yes, yes you did. Sock/Sam or Sockpuppet/Sam (and yes, the order of the pairing is very important. And, the kinkier the better... *g*)