The Ramblings of an Accountant

fiandyfic has put up their answers to the latest challenge here.

Give us the title of a story we've never written, and feedback telling us what you liked best about it, and we will tell you any of: the first sentence, the last sentence, the thing that made us want to write it, the biggest problem we had while writing it, why it almost never got posted, the scene that hit the cutting room floor but that we wish I'd been able to salvage, or something else that we want readers to know.

If you fancy challenging us, please comment on the original post and we'll get back to you.

In other news, darthfi has been slightly disturbed by the latest accidental invokation of Rule 34* and wishes to know if there's a rule for "if it's been written, there's a Professionals crossover with it". Any suggestions / rebuttals?

* In the interest of fairness, please note that this is a link to TV Tropes - click at your own peril