Accounting Porn

[m31andy]

I've just found this. It just proves how insane I am at times. ('tis unfinished, for obvious reasons.)

*g*

It was rare that they were both on the same page, but here they were and Credit couldn't stop drooling. Debit was wild and wanton and *expensive*, though Credit held all the cash. And there it was, that oil that smoothed the path of romance. Credit gave and gave, Debit took and took, her figure well-rounded and smooth, tantalising Credit with each glimpse of comma....

Of course, Credit's friends weren't too happy. Even Equity, who was normally so reserved, tried to persuade her from her infatuation, told her she had sold out. But Credit wouldn't listen. Even if it ruined her, she couldn't help but submit to those extreme processes that Debit seemed to effortlessly control. The suspense of being held to account for every transaction, no matter how minor, excited her almost beyond anything she could take. Her cost centres seemed to be in permanent meltdown, her fixed assets quivering, her need felt tangible, taking stock in the situation impossible in the face of such utter temptation.

Comments

[draycevixen.livejournal.com]

Her cost centres seemed to be in permanent meltdown, her fixed assets quivering, her need felt tangible, taking stock in the situation impossible in the face of such utter temptation. ROFLMAO! *did it get warmer in here?"

You do know that you've single handedly changed my stereotype of accountants, right?

[sytaxia.livejournal.com]

Okay, that was absolutely fantastic... Accounting porn.. I'm going to have to forward this to my friend the accountant - it's right up there with "Middle-aged Anthropomorphic Accountant Geckos" as an accountancy joke...

[kittiy.livejournal.com]

It's official.... you're nuts. Dirty and filthy and wonderful (not everyone can make accounting erotic!) but nuts none the less.


.....have my babies?

[icudoc.livejournal.com]

You are a mentaller.
That is all.
*g*

[anne-l-davies.livejournal.com]

Is it bad that I was ever so slightly turned on by this?

[jamie-dakin.livejournal.com]

Even Equity, who was normally so reserved, tried to persuade her from her infatuation, told her she had sold out.

Oh dear, it seems I'm incapable of liking canon pairings even in accounting crack because clearly Credit/Equity is made of utter USTy win.

Which reminds me, didn't I have some socks to write about...?

[moth2fic.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much for that - most of my f'list seem to be having a stressful week and this story saved my sanity. That doesn't sound quite right but thank you anyway!!

[jantalaimon.livejournal.com]

Janni can't comment right now, as she's too busy dying of laughter and trying not to choke on her own tongue. Please leave a message after the tone...

[not-here.livejournal.com]

Did I ever tel; you that when your story was published in one eye grey I suggested to Karl that he might like to read it. His response was "I thought she only writes porn?".

I think the editors of Accoutnancy Age or whateverare probably secret pervs anyhow and although probably wouldn't publish it wouldcertainly "appreciate" it.