Accounting Porn
Feb. 26th, 2008 05:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
m31andyI've just found this. It just proves how insane I am at times. ('tis unfinished, for obvious reasons.)
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It was rare that they were both on the same page, but here they were and Credit couldn't stop drooling. Debit was wild and wanton and *expensive*, though Credit held all the cash. And there it was, that oil that smoothed the path of romance. Credit gave and gave, Debit took and took, her figure well-rounded and smooth, tantalising Credit with each glimpse of comma....
Of course, Credit's friends weren't too happy. Even Equity, who was normally so reserved, tried to persuade her from her infatuation, told her she had sold out. But Credit wouldn't listen. Even if it ruined her, she couldn't help but submit to those extreme processes that Debit seemed to effortlessly control. The suspense of being held to account for every transaction, no matter how minor, excited her almost beyond anything she could take. Her cost centres seemed to be in permanent meltdown, her fixed assets quivering, her need felt tangible, taking stock in the situation impossible in the face of such utter temptation.
*g*
It was rare that they were both on the same page, but here they were and Credit couldn't stop drooling. Debit was wild and wanton and *expensive*, though Credit held all the cash. And there it was, that oil that smoothed the path of romance. Credit gave and gave, Debit took and took, her figure well-rounded and smooth, tantalising Credit with each glimpse of comma....
Of course, Credit's friends weren't too happy. Even Equity, who was normally so reserved, tried to persuade her from her infatuation, told her she had sold out. But Credit wouldn't listen. Even if it ruined her, she couldn't help but submit to those extreme processes that Debit seemed to effortlessly control. The suspense of being held to account for every transaction, no matter how minor, excited her almost beyond anything she could take. Her cost centres seemed to be in permanent meltdown, her fixed assets quivering, her need felt tangible, taking stock in the situation impossible in the face of such utter temptation.
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Date: 2008-02-26 05:32 pm (UTC)You do know that you've single handedly changed my stereotype of accountants, right?
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Date: 2008-02-26 05:35 pm (UTC)*g*
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Date: 2008-02-26 06:16 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-02-26 06:20 pm (UTC)*g*
Accounting porn. The world needs more.
I'm now tempted to finish it off and send it to Accountancy Age to see if they would publish it...
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Date: 2008-02-26 06:31 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-02-26 06:17 pm (UTC).....have my babies?
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Date: 2008-02-26 06:20 pm (UTC)Why, thank you! Nuts is definitely a compliment round here!
..... I'm pretty sure I've offered before!
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Date: 2008-02-26 07:59 pm (UTC)That is all.
*g*
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Date: 2008-02-26 11:19 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-02-26 08:36 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-02-26 11:20 pm (UTC)*g*
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Date: 2008-02-26 11:28 pm (UTC)Oh dear, it seems I'm incapable of liking canon pairings even in accounting crack because clearly Credit/Equity is made of utter USTy win.
Which reminds me, didn't I have some socks to write about...?
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Date: 2008-02-27 12:01 am (UTC)(I'm thinking of writing the lot and selling it to an magazine - do you think anyone would *buy* such a thing???)
And yes, yes you did. Sock/Sam or Sockpuppet/Sam (and yes, the order of the pairing is very important. And, the kinkier the better... *g*)
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Date: 2008-02-27 10:23 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-02-27 03:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-09-03 05:47 pm (UTC)I think the editors of Accoutnancy Age or whateverare probably secret pervs anyhow and although probably wouldn't publish it wouldcertainly "appreciate" it.