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May. 14th, 2009 05:28 pm
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Can anyone here help me with a quote? I'm terrible at these (especially exactly how they go - so expect this to be a rather random paraphrase).
Marriage is something people do when they run out of things to say to each other.

As I say, this could be a whole half-hour speech with quoting person playing the part of both parties. Or it could be shorter than that quoted!

[livejournal.com profile] cuvalwen was sure it sounded like dear Oscar, but I've got a feeling it might've been a sit-com or similar. Of course, it could've been a sit-com rehashing one of Oscar's lines. Well, they are eminently quotable, after all.

ETA: With many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] girlyswot, I can now categorically state that it's from Four Weddings and Funeral. You did all know that I'm hopelessly uncultured, right? The full quote is:
Gareth: I've got a new theory about marriage. Two people are in love, they live together, and then suddenly one day, they run out of conversation.
Charles: Uh-huh.
Gareth: Totally. I mean they can't think of a single thing to say to each other. That's it: panic! Then suddenly it-it occurs to the chap that there is a way out of the deadlock.
Charles: Which is?
Gareth: He'll ask her to marry him.
Charles: Brilliant! Brilliant!
Gareth: Suddenly they've got something to talk about for the rest of their lives.
Charles: Basically you're saying marriage is just a way of getting out of an embarrassing pause in conversation.
Gareth: The definitive icebreaker.
*g*

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Date: 2009-05-14 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] draycevixen.livejournal.com

Oscar's the one who said "second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience." It certainly sounds like him. :D

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Date: 2009-05-14 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] widgetfox.livejournal.com
Think that was Dr Johnson?

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Date: 2009-05-14 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] draycevixen.livejournal.com

Egads you're right! Pardon my brain fart. Oscar is the one who said Men marry because they are tired women because they are curious. Both are disappointed. For some reason I always reverse the two.

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Date: 2009-05-14 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] m31andy.livejournal.com
That's one I found last night, when looking for said quote. Considering his own marriage, I've always found it a strange one!!!

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