![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
You could all tell this was coming, didn't you?
*sigh*
Well, y'all remember the free Fictionwise Harlequin romances, yes? And C did state that Bella is a cipher for the reader, as in the way of every hack romance ever written, yes?
Well, it was inevitable, then. (That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.)
BTW, as I've just discovered, AU/AH in the Twilight fandom means "Alternate Universe" (as usual) and "All Human" (a little different to common fiction practice).
( Step into the alternate universe where Bella and Edward rule the cheap and cheerful romance shelves at every airport in the world )
Disclaimer: Links are to the original books, I do not claim to have authored any of the books summarised. These are not Twilight fan-fics but professionally published romance fiction. Summaries used purely for parody. No copyright infringement is intended, and no money is being made...
*sigh*
Well, y'all remember the free Fictionwise Harlequin romances, yes? And C did state that Bella is a cipher for the reader, as in the way of every hack romance ever written, yes?
Well, it was inevitable, then. (That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.)
BTW, as I've just discovered, AU/AH in the Twilight fandom means "Alternate Universe" (as usual) and "All Human" (a little different to common fiction practice).
( Step into the alternate universe where Bella and Edward rule the cheap and cheerful romance shelves at every airport in the world )
Disclaimer: Links are to the original books, I do not claim to have authored any of the books summarised. These are not Twilight fan-fics but professionally published romance fiction. Summaries used purely for parody. No copyright infringement is intended, and no money is being made...
