The Ramblings of an Accountant

Um, spawned from a comment by jantalaimon, from a pointer to bible_slash by vodex and written as an apology to Ian (WOLJ), I present:

( The Gospel According to Cuvalwen )

And yes, I know we're so going to hell. We heard the gates shut.

I had to write some of this out longhand as the computer was temporarily in use by the other flatmate. You know when you have been online too much when you put html tags in your longhand writing. And you know you've *definitely* been online too long when you insist on closing the tag in order that the rest of the writing doesn't end up in italics...